Expelled from the Capitol: Brazilian lawmakers become a laughingstock in the USA with conspiratorial speeches and styrofoam pulpit

Ah, man, you just have to laugh at the delusions of the flat earth crew, right? Look what happened: the folks from the human rights committee of the US Congress decided to give our coup-plotters a run for their money. And what did this bunch do? They had to settle for setting up an improvised 'stage' on the street, renting a scribbled-up styrofoam pulpit, striking important poses as if they were in some mega crucial meeting with the Americans. But the sad spectacle was only for two extreme-right American congressmen. It was supposed to be three, but one got caught lying and dipping his hands in campaign money. How sad, huh?

And check out the story of Congressman Marcel van Hattem, what a name, my God! He came up with the idea that Alexandre de Moraes is locking up a bunch of people who were there on January 8th in Brasília by chance. You know what he meant? That people traveled for hours from all over the country just to get there and cause a fuss on 8/01 by chance, like a homeless person who happened to be there and got arrested, in fact, the only innocent person in that act. Ah, these politicians, you see? Their imagination is running wild!

And there's more: Eduardo Bolsonaro decided to spread his conspiracy theories. The guy said that the Supreme Court is setting up a 'Gulag' here in Brazil, just like those creepy prisons from the Soviet Union era. And to top it off, he even compared Brazil to Venezuela! Come on, man, someone tell him he's way off base? And as if talking a load of nonsense wasn't enough, there they were, on an improvised platform outside, shouting their lies to anyone who would listen. But Bananinha's English is more lost than a blind man in a shootout, what a tangled tongue! He let out an 'E and.' I bet he's the one who made that embarrassing presentation that Jair Bolsonaro showed abroad, badmouthing our own country.

No wonder they were barred from entering, right? I wonder if Eduardo had the guts to tell the Americans that they even planned to oust the elected president and put his own father in his place? Or that they encouraged an invasion and vandalism in Brasília? Ah, these politicians, you know? It's just laughable!"